one, let's just pretend i have it

What if your ex said these to you???

1. Hi how are ya?
- emm...i'm fine..thanks![jgn r marah sgt..tny kabo je tuh!]

2. Hey! You wanna go to the mall?!
- not interested

3. I LOVE U..
- what is the motive you saying all this?

4. DO u want some cookies?
- oh! thanks!

5.Can you take me a picture?!?
- why? go ask your new girlfriend

6.Help me in my homework!
- who do you think i am?a slave? do it yourself! baka!

7. Here's my gift to you...
- thanks! but why? u better give this to your new girlfriend..

8. Let's just be textmates
- wahtever

9. Do you want me to buy you an ipod?
- oh! yes! buy me one! and yeah..purple colour please!

10.Let's sit together in the bus
- you are a guy so go away!

11. Hi baby
- i already a grownup so get off!

12. Your still cute!
-yes i am! you didn't have to say about it..

13.I still LOVE you!
- Stupid...don't think about saying it ever again!

14.Can I visit your house?
- for what? u have nothing to do at my house..just go to ur new girlfriend's house

15.Do you love me?
- no..you are just a liar..i better love my family and my friends...there is no point in having a boyfriend...

BUATLAH KLU SESIAPE YANG RAJIN..
new past